January 2013 is at an end. Hope everyone enjoyed it. First things first, the news: Black Ops 1 final 7 videos will be uploaded these days. Medal of Honor 2010 Is Recorded, just need to edit it into manageable length and size and it will be uploaded 2. After a long time and tons of blood and sweat Black Ops 2 finally arrived. Is working great and will record and upload these videos also soon. Besides that by the end of February should also be finished and uploaded Dead Space 3 and Aliens: Colonial Marines. Waiting for the online release. These however I will probably both get and record from Cairo where I’ll be for a few days in middle of February.
Anyways let’s get to the point of Today – Ridiculous Hurghada 2013 and no I’m not gonna talk about that brick coach they made in front of my building. But Hurghada is well known for one thing with me and that is either ridiculous shop names. Horrible spelling and mostly when they just write the name in either Arabic or Russian which makes it useless for everyone else to figure out what the fuck.
And in Hurghada we have many fine examples. I’ll list a few for you. We had a shop here called ‘STEVE JOBS FOR T-SHIRT’ written in gold with golden Apple logos. Best quality T-shirt from China you can find in Egypt. Just ridiculous shit, or my Favorite ‘Casper’ shop for Cloths. With the original Casper the ghost logo. Since ages there is a Jewel here who named his shop ‘VOX’ With the logo of The Swiss/German Channel VOX. Even used the logo of it. Or the truck with sweets using the original C2 logo from the company that made Terminator 2: Judgment Day. Or something like that.
But the one, the one this article is actually about is the most ridiculous shit I have seen in 10 Years of being in this land of the sands. It’s so ridiculous I do not have words for it. But I have the picture of it:
Can you see it?
How about a little closer:
Can you see it now? Who in the hell names his shop after a Porn Rating and sticks G & B and other logos there. You think that it’s a porn store? Prostitution? No it’s a fucking Bazaar that sells the same old lame shit like every other bazaar here. Which we have so many of as my home Country has pubs! I pass by this shit every damn day and every day I wonder. How the fuck is this normal. Plus do not forget we live in Country where Prostitution, porn etc is forbidden! A friend of my got arrested once for giving his girlfriend a kiss on the lips in Public. That was ages ago in Cairo but still. You guys get my point.
That just makes me wonder, what the fuck is next? Someone gonna open a perfume store and name it Dildo because it has a wide search range on Google? Or he is gonna go full out and name it the Egyptian Orgy of Dreams? If this shit ever happens ill never stop laughing till I grow old and die. PS: Yes there are not Sex Shops here!
In any case I’ll keep you posted about more ridiculous shit going!
Robert C. Friedrich